MRS

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

arabellesicardi:

the police are telling AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL TO LEAVE and they’re doing so AT GUNPOINT

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS IN FERGUSON SHOULD BE IN JAIL. TRIED FOR TREASON. I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

— Did you lose your fight,huh?

— No, I just found it.

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

sherlockislikeadrug:

n. A very large issue that everyone is acutely aware of, but nobody wants to talk about.

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

I Love You by Woodkid
11,679 plays 

softshinythings:

Woodkid | I Love You

as we were dancing in the blue
i was synchronized with you
but now the sound of love is out of tune

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

frenums:

little animal buddy comics