my life is more organized than the national archive.

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????


Billie [x] and Jenna in Glamour UK. — “I was going to work with my mates, essentially.” 
(Billie, regarding the 50th Anniversary Special)

Billie [x] and Jenna in Glamour UK.
— “I was going to work with my mates, essentially.” 

(Billie, regarding the 50th Anniversary Special)

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

fin-nick-o-dair:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 


Kat Dennings by Isaac Sterling for Zooey Magazine March 2014

Kat Dennings by Isaac Sterling for Zooey Magazine March 2014

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!
AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?
asked by Anonymous

indikos:

alchemy:

i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

prisons

sexhaver:

there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

asianmaid:

tuscansweaters:

Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake

MONEY

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