cokeflow:

Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

daddy-manta:

I feel as though this somehow represents him on a spiritual level

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

To whoever is holding the URL “zendayum”,

May I please have that URL omg we can negotiate something!!!!

sceptyle:

i framed my favorite post

iwanlewiss:

there are many things in this life i do not understand and this picture is one of them